FREE OPEN MIC FOR POETS, COMICS, MUSICIANS, MAGICIANS, TRAGEDIANS

PERFORMERS WE NEED YOU - THIS IS A FREE OPEN MIC IN EAST VILLAGE
St Marks and Avenue A.
We are building a unique show week after week in the East Village at The Belgian Room, Wednesdays 9-2am

-Comedians and your aspirations of glory, forget about messy stopwatches and flashing lights,
get up on the microphone and you got your 10 minutes to work an intimate crowd,
GO NUTS, We Want you to experiment, we want you to be taboo, we need it in the life
vein of society for you to let loose and SHOCK US.

-Poets, this is your chance to herald to the streets of all of this your diatribe and proclamations,
if you wish and we suggest to tantalize some of the fine ladies in the area with your sexy erotica
then go ahead, get us wet, if you wanna verse it out, we can count out the meter
in our heads, You get up to 3 poems!!

-Musicians, singer songwriters, small piece bands, soloists, rappers!!! ROCK THE MIC,
you get up to 15 minutes to perform, bring your friends, add an east village show to your resume,
we've got the amps to plug in, house drummer, and an open minded crowd, RAPPERS
come try your best, we wanna hear you spit downtown, no more hiding in harlem

-Magicians, WE NEED MAGIC, Fire, Flying Cards, Invisible sawed in half women, Tricks and
treats of the illusion, doubletalk and hypnosis, work your skills and put out a hat, rabbits not
included (BRING YOURS), Try out your new act with no worries of time, we want to see what
people think of your sorcery!

-Tragedians, Yes, WE KNOW YOUR OUT THERE, Monologues, Dramatic Interludes, Death,
Betrayal, Unrequited Lust, Incest, Heartbreak, Tear our brains out with you amplitudes of
sorrow and pain, we have to balance out the giggles, give us the horrors.


Downtown Jimbo Browns Open Mic Showdown is a place for you to express yourself without worry,
WE WANT THE RAW, and we'll give you every opportunity to perform it, bring your friends,
hang out, its a community and a synthesis of ideas within such space, this is a free stage
with no judgments or bias, we will throw them out for saying you can't say that, we've got alot of cool
things going on, be a part of it in the East Village on Wednesday nights. FREE OPEN MIC IN EAST
VILLAGE -yes, yes, yes, So what you waiting for?

NOW FEATURING COMEDY

December 1st - East Village SHOWDOWN be there or be square

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LES HERALD KEPPLE AND REMSTAM!

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OCTOBER 2 2010 - 8 pm

RECOUP LOUNGE 210 RIVINGTON ST. LES DIRTY YORK DIRTY YORK
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LIVE VIDEO FROM CHASERS INTERNATIONAL

Leaked from an upcoming Documentary, enjoy these vids

Herald


Terrestrial Doubts

Chasers International Presents An Evening Open Mic

Chasers International Presents An Evening Open Mic

Chasers International Invites you to an Evening Open Mic featuring Poetry, Music, Magic, and Tragedy. We are the New Harlem Renaissance, you've read about us in underground pulp rags for centuries, we are here to save your soul. Bring your best and enjoy our lovely stage in one of the most chic environments in all of Manhattan. Bring your thirst for world class smoothies and feats of improvisation that would make your mother blu...sh, your enemies howl, as all of the magic of the streets billows into the most open mic you've seen. Enjoy performers of all the muses rattle out and loosen their meaty brainboxes, hosted by Jimbo Brown of Mustard Bastard fame, you will finally have something to talk about the next day. Collaborate, freestyle, release, and consume all of the madness that ensues. Join our house band The Neptune Noon and 40 as we defy genre rights, fuse ideas and spoken thoughts, marinate your cerebral with tales of space and adventure as we combine poetry music magic and tragedy. See you there.

summer in new york, come on out to the open mic

The James Kepple Radio Hour Episode 16 - OIL RADIO BLACK TO HERE AND BACK



LIVE FROM HARLEM - Episode 16 OIL IN YOUR HAIR! Our one year anniversary forces that primetime sunday spot so turn off the television, come sit here on 126th in Jimbo Browns beautiful garden, youre invited to the bbq, you can smell the roses, the cooking meat, the oil on the gril, we have what ails you, we've got it on the beaches from lousiana to florida, OIL texas tea black gold, its all here, Its an Oil show in the black neighborhood of ol' nyc uptown to those ritzy florida escapes for the elites, there will be oil in the ocean, there will be oil in your hair, there will be oil on your house, there will be oil 30 miles, so you've got the oil and me coast to dirty gulfcoast, weve got a couple of nature conservationists lined up to call in, see, feel the nature again, our country has had the largest attack on us soil since 9/11, get the truth here, you will be eating oil, oil for food, just put it in your tanks, happy to be with all you gold listeners here in harlem, looking for your calls always, were just gonna let this one run black.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jimbo-brown/2010/05/24/the-james-kepple-radio-hour-episode-16--oil-radio-black-to-here-and-back

The James Kepple Radio Hour - Episode 15 Pretend Genius Radio

The James Kepple Radio Hour - Episode 15 Pretend Genius Radio

LIVE FROM HARLEM - Episode 15 is in the books! Pretend Genius Radio will capture all of those squiggling moments of inertia that put your hand to the pen and callously temper the paper with the blood that spews from your digital membranes, we enjoy these crimson amalgamations of ink and consciousness. Joining us will be the 2010 Willesden Short Story Prize Winner, Author Wena Poon, sniff her undergarments here www.wenapoon.com, an enchanting young lady just off the boat from Singapore, we will discuss the merits of the short story, her career and whatever else the airwaves have to offer. On Deck for this return to the original one hour show will be the director of Pretend Genius Press one of the hottest pockets of smut in the literary world, Sean Brijbasi, you can delight yourself in his denatured moments at www.pretendgenius.com. So hide the children, sequester the evidence of a beating pulse coast to coast we are looking for your calls. Pretend Pretend Pretend Genius for all of you wannabes, we want you to try really hard to imagine the possibilities.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jimbo-brown/2010/04/19/the-james-kepple-radio-hour--episode-15-pretend-genius-radio

The James Kepple Radio Hour - Episode 14 Hostel Radio 2 Terror at Tony's Place!




LIVE FROM HARLEM A Birthday party at Tony's Place one of the finest bed and breakfasts you can find for a price you can celebrate, were evolving, working our way up the property scale, broadcasting from the shenanigans at Tony's, we'll see if we can get an interview from the man himself, see what dignitaries show up, were officially OVERBOOKED, so grab my hand and lets walk down to the New Ebony Hotel together. The rumors of a radio show are true! So join us coast to coast in the den of one of those illustrious harlem mansions, its fitzy with the right hep cats and gentleman, come feel the love. and then some

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jimbo-brown/2010/03/28/the-james-kepple-radio-hour--episode-14-tonys-plac

Anonymous blog or commit myself? Whadya think?

(posted by anonymous, relayed by jimbobrown77)

Here it comes. The de-damification of an avenue somewhere below the left ventricle. and if the solar plexus opens a little farther there will be more. half-assed mystic crying from the throat praying to what's left of god that the visions don't start back up again. they stopped after the year of Lexapro in the trailer in Spring. you tell me what you know of shamanism and i will tell you of confusing-ass messages from somewhere that just ain't you. except that it is you, because it's all in your head. BUT there is that little bitch of synchronicity and shared info with the fellow freaks that somehow you just can't let it go. paradigms words meanings windows to soul trifling misfits and their yellow sunny show of being spiritual and you are the real deal but you keep it to yourself and speak in riddles. Except for some that get it and confess that they had a transcendent experience with you that opened up some avenue to their true passion. or he said he went in to REM state. or the one that made love to you and for a little while he was free and said so but then hated you. the sky is blue. those whatevers are spinning on the rooftops of suburbia and here comes another wave of grief from the heart chakra downtown to the root. water. soy coffee and diet coke taste like a float. my hands are over half-way to 70. I get away with looking 25. Had a 20 year old announce i was the best ____ of his generation. i am finally having really amazing sex and i want him to handcuff me and just do it all. if it ever got too far i would yell "Baseball". Deep breathing like every day. just breathing and trying every semi-buddhist trick i know to stay off drugs and booze. my soul feels like shit. the energy of the earth is so crazy-fucked right now. i love people so much but i harbor so much righteous anger at the male ego. i try and try to let it go. Fucking irresponsible pricks destroying everyone's fun. People say such awful things to me, thinking I am depressed out of self-pity, when I absorb other's pain like a sponge and I can't seem to stop. Hermit when not working. no tv. no news. i don't look at magazines. no internet news not even democracy now. nothing. no more pain. i get called a priestess. a witch. a faerie. a muse. I'm just a woman. with a seriously gunked-up energy field. I'm having a shitload of fun lately. none of this makes any sense. it never did

Well we're not against Skate boarding

So check out these Romanian Bastards, and their sweet ass logo

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Finale or Beginning?

The James Kepple Radio Hour Episode 11 Harlem Harlem in your Hair

LIVE FROM HARLEM Episode 1.1 Harlem Harlem in your hair, and as we twirl, the sun is there, peeking down through the slants in streets with the street birds hanging from plastic bags and fire escapes. Live From Sugar Hill its twilight on 152 again, The Show has arrived back at the original scene of the crime, dripping in corpulence from the colt 45 nights that enrapture your belly, encase it in the finger licking fried chicken and fresh pineapple on a stick. A contemplative show deconstructing at episode 11, we'll be going to the alter of the airwaves to discuss the direction the wind is blowing, a true attempt at specificity, callers welcome to grill your vagabonds grill, face up to the accusations, Coast to Coast the lines will be open, and for the love of christ people we're back in Harlem, Anything can happen and often does. We've got a special guest. Join US!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jimbo-brown/2010/02/23/the-james-kepple-radio-hour-episode-11-harlem-harlem-in-your-hair

A Longfellow Indeed

TWO ALTERNATIVES

1 TUNE INTO THE RADIO SHOW
2 ENJOY THE NEW MESSAGE BOARD
www.mustardbastard.com/alongfellowindeed

The James Kepple Radio Hour - Episode 10 A Longfellow Indeed

LIVE FROM PORTLAND MAINE - Episode 10 At the top of the map, wet from the port, we cartographers shake your winter blues with stories of love and lost from the center of Acadie, its an addiction that were proud to supply, travel the coast and find yourself in the heart of lopstah dinners, moxie sodie pop, and the most swell people you'll ever encounter guy, its A Longfellow Indeed. Guests will include the salt spray off the harbor, the mussel you clammed up about and the sugar that is the milk white thighs of a woman who inspired a generation, Evangeline will be joining us. So shake off your dust, join the madhouse and we'll be releasing The Mustard Bastard's Third Album, Same Side of the Booth. Its time to party a bit down east and see if we have something left to throw a line out, callers welcome coast to coast for this drivetime special.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jimbo-brown/2010/02/16/the-james-kepple-radio-hour--episode-10-a-longfell

Back on the Airwaves! 2/13/10 4pm

The James Kepple Radio Hour - Drowned Crates of Tea we Sip

LIVE FROM BOSTON Episode 9 Out of the Woods, Dug out from the snow this cartel of Radio signals has abandoned all constraint, traipsing from confederate capitals, union strongholds, just peddling its signal all up and down your spine, creeping up your leg of an east coast, getting fingernails into the dirt that is the original colonial, America we hold your foot in hand. Its positioned precariously over the wooden decks of a future teetering, nigh a crumbling foundation of our preceded political wisdom wavering in the wind, could it be an American people once again on the brink of toppling tyranny, or is just a few of us under brine waiting with the Drowned Crates of Tea we sip. Mystery Guests includes Liberty, Righteousness, Courage, and Love. Mustard Bastard CD RELEASE SPECIAL, All new music from the Pteradactyl boys coming fresh out of Franklin County Virginia with a good helping of moonshine, so grab a mason jar, start a fire with your w2s, and tune into the evergrowing radio addiction rocking the hot American thighs from here to Muskogee, grab the Revolutionary Fever, tune in, drop out, let's burn something down together as proud Americans!




http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jimbo-brown/2010/02/13/the-james-kepple-radio-hour--drowned-crates-of-tea

Matt 2000

Mustard Bastard Poet in Residence Matt Moseman despite his current suspension churns out a good 2000 words per week with his nimble little hands.

Whatever is going on, be sure to know that this oft-maligned revolutionary will settle the score with all the figures of oppression. Tune in to see if you're government official, latent ideologies or thoroughly meditated religious beliefs are on the agenda for the day.

Ditch your social construct here.

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friday night insight

We do Indie...

... and Charlie Pride

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everything goes

recognizing these times of hardship mustard bastard presents you with cds you can hold in your hands. the whole selection goes at only 9.99 each, so suspend that newspaper subscription you don't partake of anyway, temporarily opt out of fancier coffee, drink your booze at home, own a mustard bastard today.

XXXPteradactyl - for you who always was the awkward one playing early pink floyd at social gatherings

Same Side of the Booth - get loose with an ever so transient mustard bastard song book, a little country, a little rock n roll, something for cocktail parties and breakup sex, plays excellent both in your car and in your home

lopster - for you die-hard fans who wants to know where and how it all began

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over and out

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